WoW Conversations

Me: I wonder if anyone's ever named their kid after a WoW character?

E: Oh, probably.

Me: But I can't even think of any names that would be remotely good.

E: Jaina is fairly normal sounding.

Me: Oooh, how about Thrall? Thrall is pretty badass.

E: Uh, Thrall means slave.

Me: Oh. Well, any kid of mine will be expected to pull their share of the housework. Am I right?

E: Bolvar?

Me: Nah, that sounds more like a chihuahua name. Bolvar the Chihuahua.

Me: Hey, if we have twins we could name them Rimefang and Spinestalker!

E: Or Precious and Stinky.

Me: I bet Child Services wouldn't appreciate us calling our kids trash, eh?