Good morning, Wednesday.

You must be better than Tuesday.

Tuesday was really mean. Tuesday had headaches and neck aches and sinus pain and sore throats and body aches and loud drilling and wall demolitions upstairs.

Tuesday taught me that bloody snot could, in fact, originate from the throat. No, not mucus. SNOT. Solid, chunky, yellow, bloody SNOT.

Because of you, Tuesday, I am behind on my studying schedule.

Tuesday kicked my ass. Watch out, Wednesday. I'm out for revenge.