Day 2

So this random blog topic generator told me to blog about "How to play ultimate frisbee."

(I'm not creative enough to come up with my own topics, apparently.)

Step 1: Pop your collar.
Step 2: Grab some hippie friends.
Step 3: Proceed to nearest park.
Step 4: Act like you own the park and throw your stupid plastic disk around, massively annoying any and all other park patrons with your boisterous, inconsiderate fun-having.
Step 5: Turn it into a real beer commercial by taking off your shirts and getting crunkity.
Step 6: Die in a fire.